The Rumour Engine – 20th of May

After a week of soul-searching and introspection, we’ve decided that the Rumour Engine doesn’t need to be real, so long as people like it. Where else will you get vague snippets of a checks notes ‘long stick-looking thing that might also be a tongue’. Who writes these?

Join us in abject confusion at Facebook and Instagram, where we’ll struggle to decipher this cryptic clue together.