The Rumour Engine – 27th of May

Ah, the shimmering void beyond our holding pen has briefly dissipated for another week, so it must be time to show off another image before we are banished back into whatever realm they keep James Workshop in when it isn’t Christmas.

We’re joking, of course – he’s the boss, and his pocket of oblivion has an en-suite bathroom while ours is more like… well, whatever this electrode-banded torture device is. Tell us what you think that is on Facebook and Instagram, and please come back next week. We quite like being alive.