Apothecaries of the Mortal Realms hate this one weird trick!
Do your joints ache? Are you afflicted with a rising temperature not brought on from carrying a clutch of emberstone? Is your eyesight deteriorating, and are your bodily humours out of balance? Fear not, make the long pilgrimage to the Jade Abbey and you may still be able to grab a sip of Aqua Ghyranis from the famed Everspring.
This font is blessed by Alarielle herself, and is guaranteed to cure any illness or ague you may suffer from. Consistently administered draughts will reward you with many long years of joyful life – apply quickly, as places are limited!
The Jade Abbey cannot be held responsible for any sudden lethargy, lumps, rheumatism, spasming, aches, pains, boils, or poxes afflicting a person after the imbibing of bottled Aqua Ghyranis from the Everspring not shipped with a certificate of authenticity confirming it was produced under Alarielle’s blessing.
If you witness growths, mutations, odours, seepages, or exaggerated attitudes of either mirth or misery after the consumption of Aqua Ghyranis, please contact Grandfather's Gifts to register your satisfaction and thank him for his bottomless generosity. All feedback welcomed!
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